Girls like to do yoga on Instagram
What's the matter with that
I wish I could do that
A bit self-congratulatory
Barely passing as inspirational
It's not the only thing that they do
It might be the only thing that you'll see
A slight of their hand
Showing what they'll have you see
Another perfect day was had
Boys like to hold dead fish on a boat
What's the matter with that
I wish I could do that
A bit self-aggrandizing
Barely passing as masculinity
It's not the only thing that they do
It might be the only thing that you'll see
A quick show of hands
Who's impressed by killing fish
The world's dumbest animal
And don't get me started on these self-help gurus
Whose only credentials include two yoga classes and a protein shake
Don't waste your breath on the "Law of Attraction" bullshit
All my friends are boring
All my friends are boring
All my friends are boring except you
What was your blog again
Then again, I'm good
All my friends are boring
All my friends are boring
All my friends are boring except you
All my friends are boring except you
How will I stand out amongst you all
Oh, I know, Oh, I know
A life in entertainment
Maybe if were an actor I wouldn't be afraid
Cause I'd have the back up of ballroom dancing on TV on my side
Oh yeah
And maybe, just maybe there's a God
And she'll swing down her chariot
Swing down her chariot
Oh yeah
Oh yeah
Oh yeah
And when there's nothing
Nothing left to do
I will make a YouTube channel for my friends to view
I will make a YouTube channel for me
Maybe if I were a singer I wouldn't be afraid
Cause I'd have the backup of making a sex tape with a friend on the web
Oh yeah
And maybe, just maybe there's a God
And she'll swing down her chariot
Swing down her chariot
Oh yeah
Oh yeah
Oh yeah
And when there's nothing
Nothing left to do
I will go on televised rehab and ask Dr. Phil
How long can I blame everything on my dad until it's weird
He'll say son, You've got to relax, it's entertainment now
And just make a YouTube channel for your friends to view
Hell, let's all make YouTube channels for ourselves
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Girls like to do yoga on Instagram
What's the matter with that
I wish I could do that
A bit self-congratulatory
Barely passing as inspirational
It's not the only thing that they do
It might be the only thing that you'll see
A slight of their hand
Showing what they'll have you see
Another perfect day was had
Boys like to hold dead fish on a boat
What's the matter with that
I wish I could do that
A bit self-aggrandizing
Barely passing as masculinity
It's not the only thing that they do
It might be the only thing that you'll see
A quick show of hands
Who's impressed by killing fish
The world's dumbest animal
And don't get me started on these self-help gurus
Whose only credentials include two yoga classes and a protein shake
Don't waste your breath on the "Law of Attraction" bullshit
All my friends are boring
All my friends are boring
All my friends are boring except you
What was your blog again
Then again, I'm good
All my friends are boring
All my friends are boring
All my friends are boring except you
All my friends are boring except you
How will I stand out amongst you all
Oh, I know, Oh, I know
A life in entertainment
Maybe if were an actor I wouldn't be afraid
Cause I'd have the back up of ballroom dancing on TV on my side
Oh yeah
And maybe, just maybe there's a God
And she'll swing down her chariot
Swing down her chariot
Oh yeah
Oh yeah
Oh yeah
And when there's nothing
Nothing left to do
I will make a YouTube channel for my friends to view
I will make a YouTube channel for me
Maybe if I were a singer I wouldn't be afraid
Cause I'd have the backup of making a sex tape with a friend on the web
Oh yeah
And maybe, just maybe there's a God
And she'll swing down her chariot
Swing down her chariot
Oh yeah
Oh yeah
Oh yeah
And when there's nothing
Nothing left to do
I will go on televised rehab and ask Dr. Phil
How long can I blame everything on my dad until it's weird
He'll say son, You've got to relax, it's entertainment now
And just make a YouTube channel for your friends to view
Hell, let's all make YouTube channels for ourselves
What's the matter with that
I wish I could do that
A bit self-congratulatory
Barely passing as inspirational
It's not the only thing that they do
It might be the only thing that you'll see
A slight of their hand
Showing what they'll have you see
Another perfect day was had
Boys like to hold dead fish on a boat
What's the matter with that
I wish I could do that
A bit self-aggrandizing
Barely passing as masculinity
It's not the only thing that they do
It might be the only thing that you'll see
A quick show of hands
Who's impressed by killing fish
The world's dumbest animal
And don't get me started on these self-help gurus
Whose only credentials include two yoga classes and a protein shake
Don't waste your breath on the "Law of Attraction" bullshit
All my friends are boring
All my friends are boring
All my friends are boring except you
What was your blog again
Then again, I'm good
All my friends are boring
All my friends are boring
All my friends are boring except you
All my friends are boring except you
How will I stand out amongst you all
Oh, I know, Oh, I know
A life in entertainment
Maybe if were an actor I wouldn't be afraid
Cause I'd have the back up of ballroom dancing on TV on my side
Oh yeah
And maybe, just maybe there's a God
And she'll swing down her chariot
Swing down her chariot
Oh yeah
Oh yeah
Oh yeah
And when there's nothing
Nothing left to do
I will make a YouTube channel for my friends to view
I will make a YouTube channel for me
Maybe if I were a singer I wouldn't be afraid
Cause I'd have the backup of making a sex tape with a friend on the web
Oh yeah
And maybe, just maybe there's a God
And she'll swing down her chariot
Swing down her chariot
Oh yeah
Oh yeah
Oh yeah
And when there's nothing
Nothing left to do
I will go on televised rehab and ask Dr. Phil
How long can I blame everything on my dad until it's weird
He'll say son, You've got to relax, it's entertainment now
And just make a YouTube channel for your friends to view
Hell, let's all make YouTube channels for ourselves
Writer: Adam Scharf
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Copyright: Lyrics © O/B/O DistroKid