Adam Shrimpton - Coffee Shop Rock Lyrics

I'd like to consume this caffeine in silence
Without a soundtrack that's prompting thoughts of violence
If this is the music industries cream of the crop
I wonder if I could join these clones at the shit peak top
In the genre of coffee shop, coffee shop rock

And based on what I've been listening to now for the last 35 minutes
A potentially marketable song idea could go something like this..

I love you and you love me and
Together we are so happy and free

I could get my guitar And place the capo at the 4th fret
And play some romantic chords
And then I guess that I'd be all set
To write some brain dead lyrics about a boy losing a girl
Written from the 1st person perspective
Because we all know it sells

And based on what I've been listening to now for the last 37 minutes
A potentially marketable song idea could go something like this..
I loved you and then you went away
Now all I do is cry everyday

Coffee shop, Coffee shop rock

And I don't mean to add to all the Coldplay and Ed Sheeran hate
And maybe I'm just to old
To understand what modern tastes dictate
But I can't help but wonder
Would a young Dylan now get a shot?
Or would he be confined to obscurity due to coffee shop rock?

How I love you