Merry Christmas, you filthy animal
One cold December morning
You left without a warning
My sack was full for you
Turned it blue
Another Christmas Eve alone
Santa won't pick up the phone
Me and my right hand, we need a meeting
It's the perfect time of year to have season's beatings
I told her, f*ck your baubles f*ck your mincepies
I know you f*cked other guys
Don't need no Christmas yule log
I dropped it in my toilet
Another Christmas Eve alone
Santa won't pick up the phone
Me and my right hand, we need a meeting
It's the perfect time of year to have season's beatings
Another Christmas Eve alone
Santa won't pick up the phone
Me and my right hand, we need a meeting
It's the perfect time of year to have season's beatings