Adrian Linkiewicz - Cookies Lyrics

Last year by the tree, no gifts, no surprise,
Santa Claus, you're just full of lies.
I stayed up all night, I was good as can be,
But you skipped my house, now it's war, you'll see.
Milk and cookies by the fire, oh so sweet,
But there's poison in the treat-here's your defeat.
Santa, you bastard, this ends tonight,
No reindeer games, no sleigh in flight.
You wrecked my Christmas, now you'll pay,
Say goodbye to your jolly sleigh!
You preach about "naughty" like you're so pure,
But skipping me? That's a low blow for sure.
I trashed my room, stole candy from the store,
What's the point of being good anymore?
Red suit, fat man, your reign's a farce,
Hope your reindeer choke on glass shards.
Santa, you bastard, this ends tonight,
No reindeer games, no sleigh in flight.
You wrecked my Christmas, now you'll pay,
Say goodbye to your jolly sleigh!
No ho-ho-ho, no smile, no cheer,
This kid's got rage and it's crystal clear.
The North Pole's next, I'll burn it down,
Take your elves and run from this town!
Santa, you bastard, this ends tonight,
No reindeer games, no sleigh in flight.
You wrecked my Christmas, now you'll pay,
Say goodbye to your jolly sleigh!
No toys, no joy, no merry delight,
Santa Claus, it's your last f*cking night.
For every kid you left behind,
I'll crush your smile -it's revange time!