Doomsday prepper
Two stepper
Party in my bunker
The world is still spinning
But it ain't getting younger
I've got everything we need
For this party to proceed
I raided the shops
I shaved my locks
I've got food in tins
For when the flood begins
But bring your own water
Don't say I didn't warn you
It's the end of the world
But I've never been more ready
Supplies won't last forever
So please take it steady
RSVP
And no plus ones
This is my bunker
It's at my mums
I spent my whole life
Building this with my wife
Now she's left me
Move on!
Never mind
I ordered a new sofa
From sit down dot com
Next day shipping
'Cause we don't have long
It fits in the bunker
It's meant to be
Right by the mini bar
Next to the TV