Adult Video - Nice Guy Lyrics

Wake up in the morning and I'm feeling yellow
My skin's all greasy from the dirty pillow
Grab some eggs and bacon and a cup of Joe
Drink the rest of the pot and then I'm ready to go
Out into the world with the lovable people
That I hate so much cuz I must be evil
And I'm equally racist to the equally stupid
And with the wrong mix of chemicals I might just lose it
And Spuddy Buddy's funny name couldn't make me smile
Over the throbbing in my brain in the produce isle
And if that doggy wants to bark at me he's gonna get it
I'll bash his little doggy skull and then I'll probably skin it
Cuz I'm a nice guy
Yeah I'm a nice guy
Oh I'm a nice guy
Yeah I'm a nice guy
Oh the world's so full of lovable people
That I hate so much cuz I must be evil
And I'm a goddamn racist to the goddamn stupid
And with the right mix of chemicals I might just do it
Cuz that dog is looking tasty to my thirsty mind
And though that bitch is kinda pasty sure her meat's just fine
And if this idiot in front of me gets out of line
Maybe I'll leave this f*ckin' place before they're out of time
Cuz I'm a nice guy
Yeah I'm a nice guy
Yeah I'm a nice guy
Yeah I'm a nice guy
Yeah I'm a nice guy
I am a nice guy
I am a nice guy
I am a nice guy