Aged Beyond Decay - Tories' Toxic Legacy Lyrics

Fourteen years gone by, a note left behind,
The Tories claim the money's all out of sight,
But Labor says it was just a joke,
The truth's somewhere in the smoke.
2008, the world did crash,
Banks and hedges, all gone in a flash,
Rishi Sunak and his hedge fund pals,
Made millions while we hit the ground.
Labor spent on schools and care,
Tories spent on luxury, beware,
Overspent a bit, but not on waste,
Not like the billions lost in haste.
2008, the world did crash,
Banks and hedges, all gone in a flash,
Rishi Sunak and his hedge fund pals,
Made millions while we hit the ground.
Liz Truss and Quasi, chaos they brewed,
Tax cuts for the rich, the rest of us screwed,
Mortgage hikes and fiscal lies,
The economy's collapse, no surprise.
2008, the world did crash,
Banks and hedges, all gone in a flash,
Rishi Sunak and his hedge fund pals,
Made millions while we hit the ground.
Nadim Zahawi dodging tax,
While you struggle to pay back,
Their fingers in the nation's till,
Profiteering while you foot the bill.
2008, the world did crash,
Banks and hedges, all gone in a flash,
Rishi Sunak and his hedge fund pals,
Made millions while we hit the ground.
Angela Rayner's second home,
Front page news while the Tories roam,
Contracts to their rich old friends,
While your expenses never end.
2008, the world did crash,
Banks and hedges, all gone in a flash,
Rishi Sunak and his hedge fund pals,
Made millions while we hit the ground.
Labor's plans, nothing bold,
No radical moves, nothing to hold,
There's no money left, they say,
As the Tories laugh all the way.
As we approach the polls, let's recall,
The stories and the truth behind it all,
Decisions made, the future's fate,
In our hands, we choose the state.