It don't take talent
To write a tune
It's not a challenge
Easy as glue
We never shouted
No attitude, but
They we're confounded
(But)
She liked our costumes
No new ballads
Hell no Nü
It's all unfounded
Just play the blues
Crazy outfits
And auto tune
Shake it, shake it
Like your told to do
Calling the kettle blue
We don't know how to please you
The only thing left to do
Is stick you your own venue
No tricky countin'
No poly-groove
Crank to ten
Just a chord or two
Zoso reunion
It's overdue
It's not the end
Greta Van Who?
Train in comin'
Around the bend
I saw Big
(You f*cking tool)
Now this is music
Shaoop wadoo
So listen to it
Don't want no hullabaloo
Calling the kettle blue
We don't know how to please you
The only thing left to do
Is stick you your own venue
(Double time now!)
Shooby doowop