First it was Luke, a hero so bright,
Turned out to be Palpatine's secret light.
Leia, the princess, brave and bold,
In Palpatine's family, her story's told.
Han Solo, the smuggler with style,
Turns out he's been Palpatine all the while.
We're all Palpatines, can't you see?
In this galaxy, it's our destiny.
From the stars to the sands, we all align,
In the end, we're all Palpatines.
Chewbacca, the Wookiee, strong and tall,
Related to Palpatine? The biggest shock of all.
We're all Palpatines, can't you see?
In this galaxy, it's our destiny.
From the stars to the sands, we all align,
In the end, we're all Palpatines.
Yoda, the wise one, green and small,
In Palpatine's lineage, he stands tall.
We're all Palpatines, can't you see?
In this galaxy, it's our destiny.
From the stars to the sands, we all align,
In the end, we're all Palpatines.
Darth Vader, the Sith in black,
Turns out Palpatine's got his back.
We're all Palpatines, can't you see?
In this galaxy, it's our destiny.
From the stars to the sands, we all align,
In the end, we're all Palpatines.
Obi-Wan Kenobi, with his Jedi mind,
Even he's a Palpatine, we're in a bind.
We're all Palpatines, can't you see?
In this galaxy, it's our destiny.
From the stars to the sands, we all align,
In the end, we're all Palpatines.
So when you watch the saga, and the credits roll,
Remember we're all Palpatines, heart and soul