Santa baby, slip a sable under the tree for me
Been an awful good boy
Santa baby, and hurry down the chimney tonight
Santa baby, a '54 convertible too convertible too, light blue
I'll wait up for you, dear
Santa baby, so hurry down the chimney tonight
Lemme tell you what I really want
A brand new sports car
A les Paul guitar
An autograph from markiplier
A shiny toy robot
My ex's number
An airsoft rifle
And maybe throw in a yacht
(Seriously, Santa... we need to talk)
I've been a good boy all year
I've been a good boy all year
Santa honey, there is one thing I really do need, the deed
To a platinum mine
Santa baby, so hurry down the chimney tonight
Santa baby, forgot to mention one little thing, a ring
I don't mean on the phone
Santa baby, and hurry down the chimney tonight
Lemme tell you what I really want
A brand new sports car
A les Paul guitar
An autograph from markiplier
A shiny toy robot
My ex's number
An airsoft rifle
And maybe throw in a yacht
(I'm kinda not kidding about that yacht)
I've been a good boy all year
I've been a good boy all year
Think of all the fun I've missed
And all the girls that I haven't kissed
Next year I could be just as good
If you'll just check off my freaking Christmas list