Jingle my f*ckin bell-end baby
Christmas suck my balls
Lick em and a f*ckin smell em coz
I don't want no Santa Claus (hey!)
Oh I f*ckin hate Christmas
It's the worst time of the year
Oh I f*ckin hate f*ckin Christmas
I need a f*ckin beer
Jingle my f*ckin bell-end baby
Christmas just f*ck off
I don't wanna buy no presents lady
I don't want no crappy socks
Oh I f*ckin hate Christmas
It's the worst time of the year (f*ckin shit)
Oh I f*ckin hate f*ckin Christmas
I need a f*ckin beer
I ain't gonna put up no Christmas tree
Coz who would see it?
Only me
I ain't gonna buy you five golden rings
When I could buy
Something for me
I ain't gonna send you a Christmas card
Coz who would write them
Writing's hard
I ain't gonna sing you a Christmas song
Coz you would only sing along
Sing along
Sing
Sing along
Oh I f*ckin hate Christmas (Christmas)
It's the worst time of the year (it's so lame)
Oh I f*ckin hate f*ckin Christmas
I need a f*ckin beer
Beer
Beer
I need a f*ckin beer (beer)
Beer (beer)
Beer
I need a f*ckin beer
Jingle my f*ckin bell-end baby