AI-gony - Just Rocky ROAD! Lyrics

Ice cream! Where is my ice cream!
Outta my way! Ice cream meltdown!

Smashing through the doors, a human missile!
Freezer aisle dead ahead, no time to be civil!
Eyes locked on the prize, a frosty pistol!
But the shelves are bare, my hopes turn brittle!
Yo, where's the freakin' Mint Chocolate Chip?
This ain't a game, I'm about to flip!
Employee, better find my frozen dip!
Before I turn this store into a freakin' ice cream crypt!

Ice cream! Where is my ice cream!
Ice cream! Where is my ice cream!
Ice cream! Where is my ice cream!
Ice cream! Where is my ice cream!

Sped through red lights, risking life and limb,
For a taste of that sweet, frozen hymn.
But my dreams are shattered, my hopes grow dim,
This ain't no mirage, this is a sin!
Employee stutters, "We're out of stock, sir,"
But I ain't hearing it, my vision's blurred!
Ice cream deprivation, a cruel absurd,
Gonna unleash the beast, my final word!

Ice cream! Where is my ice cream!
Ice cream! Where is my ice cream!
Ice cream! Where is my ice cream!
Ice cream! Where is my ice cream!

World starts spinning, vision turns red,
Ice cream denied, my sanity shred.
Falling to my knees, tears of rage shed,
This grocery store, my personal dread.
The world fades away, replaced by a void,
Only the emptiness of the freezer, my soul destroyed.
A primal scream erupts, my voice devoid,
Of reason and hope, my inner child annoyed.

Ice cream! Where is my ice cream!
Ice cream! Where is my ice cream!
Ice cream! Where is my ice cream!
Ice cream! Where is my ice cream!

Manager rushes over, face full of fright,
Promises me anything, to end this plight.
Free ice cream for life, shining bright,
Just to calm me down, and set things right.
I slowly rise, my anger subsides,
But the memory lingers, deep inside.
This ice cream quest, a twisted ride,
Forever scarred, my frozen pride.

Ice cream! Where is my ice cream!
Ice cream! Where is my ice cream!
Ice cream! Where is my ice cream!
Ice cream! Where is my ice cream!