Everybody listen to me it's my f*cking birthday
New clothes, bills overdue but
I could f*ck the landlord if I wanted to
Masturbate, drink gatorade
Cause I don't need to fake it when I think of you
Eight inch heels looking fine
Not to mention divine
I'll be god for tonight
Here's what I got in mind
Everybody listen to me today is my birthday
Come on baby bow before me today is my birthday
All the hottest people in the room, oh
Come over and kiss me because today is my birthday
Go bake me a cake with candles
I can blow them out they're not the only thing
Unwrap the gift it's you inside
And we can be as loud as we wanna be
Skin tight leather so fine
Make you all impolite
I'm your god for tonight
Here's what I got in mind
Everybody listen to me today is my birthday
Come on baby bow before me today is my birthday
All the hottest people in the room, oh
Come over and kiss me because today is my birthday
Someone's gotta treat me right
F*ck me tuck me in at night
If nobody treats me right
I can tuck myself tonight
Everybody listen to me today is my birthday
Come on baby bow before me today is my birthday
All the hottest people in the room, oh
Come over and kiss me because today is my birthday
Come over and kiss me because today is my birthday
Come over and kiss me because today is my birthday
Come over and kiss me because today is
My birthday