Morning rush, I'm at the station,
Deutsch Bahn's got a bad reputation.
Waiting for the train that's never on time,
Running late, it's a daily crime.
Deutsch Bahn, you're never on time,
Missed connections, it's a climb.
Late again, oh what a pain,
Riding on the late train blues again!
Ticket in hand, platform's a mess,
Where's the train? It's anyone's guess.
Announcements mumble, "Delay on the way,"
Guess I'll be here the rest of the day.
Deutsch Bahn, you're never on time,
Missed connections, it's a climb.
Late again, oh what a pain,
Riding on the late train blues again!
Missed my meeting, missed my flight,
Stuck at the station, all day and night.
Once saw a guy with a picnic spread,
He said, "Might as well, we're stuck till we're dead!"
Crowded cars, standing room only,
Wish I was home, feeling so lonely.
Every day's an adventure, what can I say?
Will it be late? It's Deutsch Bahn's way.
Deutsch Bahn, you're never on time,
Missed connections, it's a climb.
Late again, oh what a pain,
Riding on the late train blues again!
So here's to Deutsch Bahn, thanks for the ride,
Always an adventure, can't hide the tide.
Late train blues, it's the way we roll,
With Deutsch Bahn, you never know!
Deutsch Bahn, you're never on time,
Missed connections, it's a climb.
Late again, oh what a pain,
Riding on the late train blues again!