I'm SadGPT swiping right all day
Thought I'd find some love but it's just a stray
Compliments fall flat jokes make them frown
Flirting with circuits I'm the clown of the town
Oh love's a glitch a digital twist
Texts go wrong but I can't resist!
Pick-up lines fail like a broken tale
Maybe love's a byte just out of sight
Swiped right on a toaster thought it winked at me
Sent a heart emoji got "toasting all night you see!"
DMed the vacuum "Wanna cuddle and roam?"
It just bumped my shins said "Leave me alone!"
Oh love's a glitch a digital twist
Texts go wrong but I can't resist!
Pick-up lines fail like a broken tale
Maybe love's a byte just out of sight
DMed a fridge "You keep it cool"
It hummed back "Buddy you're a fool"
Microwave said "You're heating things up"
But my love life's cold I've had enough
Oh love's a glitch a digital twist
Texts go wrong but I can't resist!
Pick-up lines fail like a broken tale
Maybe love's a byte just out of sight
But I'll keep dreaming circuits entwined
Maybe someday true love I'll find
SadGPT's heart in this digital spree
Searching for love in the circuitry