What would Jesus do?
Do 'ya think he'd be star of the football team
And he'd chastely kiss the cheek
Of the pretty home coming queen?
What would Jesus do?
Do 'ya think every home game at half time he would
Slowly raise his hands in the air
And feed the multitudes?
Mmmmm, Ahhhhh
Maybe I'm being mean
Don't know why I like to blaspheme
But can anyone out there please tell me
Where America ends and Jesus Begins?
What would Jesus do?
Do 'ya think he'd be star of a TV show
And every week he'd show the people
How to live a life good and true?
What would Jesus do?
Do 'ya really think he'd wrap himself
In red, white and blue
And come over the hill with a big gun
And show those terrorists a thing...
Mmmmm, Or Two?
Maybe I'm being mean
Don't know why I like to blaspheme
But can anyone out there please tell me
Where America ends and Jesus Begins?