When I was young,
It seemed that life was so wonderful
A miracle. Oh it was beautiful, magical
And all the birds in the trees,
They'd be singing so happily
Joyfully, Oh playfully watching me
But then they send me away
To teach me how to be sensible
Logical, responsible, practical
And they showed me a world
Where I could be so dependable
Oh clinical, intellectual, cynical
There are times
When all the world's asleep
The questions run too deep
For such a simple man
Won't you please,
Please tell me what we've learned
I know it sounds absurd
But please tell me who I am
Now watch what you say
Or they'll be calling you a radical
Liberal, fanatical, criminal
Won't you sign up your name
We'd like to feel you're acceptable
Respectable, presentable, a vegetable