[ Featuring the Pigeon ]
I told you too many times before, I told you too many times before,
And now you wanting to start this war, so I'm going to start things off
I'm like living this dream I'm living it for real
I want that pay back I'm thinking murder but my momma told me not to get violent
I pray for forgiveness
Forget it I really hate the bitch
I had a note passed to me in class can you imagine that
A picture of my teacher with a big nose and a fatter ass
It got to me and when it got to me I had to add a little bit of class
There were notes about being as dry as a nuns nasty
Classy came from a girl I crushed on called Gabi
What could I add to make it bad drove me mad
Sitting at the back of class
Droning out I heard a crash ruler smacked down on my desk
Smelt her stinky ass breath before I caught a glimpse of it
Shit what am I going to do to get myself out of this
Who are you to tell me what I gotta do I said Holy shit I'm screwed.
Hey teacher listen Fam
It's about to down understand
Keep ignoring me when I raise my hand
I'll speak out now saying f*ck you man
Hey teacher why you grilling me
I don't do drugs and I pay my fees
You beat my ass for skipping class
So teacher come here and kiss my ass
Yes I was done, should I flee the scene be a child on the run
Her fat ass blocked my exit so I'm kinda gone
Detention I wish, I probably get whipped or be in a chockie
Never see the sunrise I'm not even joking
As she grabbed the piece paper out my hand f*ck she got a mans hand
I shoulda added that to the drawing, big, grizzly bear open a can of tuna mother fukin hands man
Scary ass, shoulda drawn a mustache and a monobrow
At least I would be proud in going down Black Hawke, back talk, see me walking out for the back door
I paused. I'm speechless
You could hear a pin drop some kids are crying
I'm pretty much dying they know my life is coming to an end
All from a piece of paper, yea its shame but
Hey teacher listen Fam
It's about to down understand
Keep ignoring me when I raise my hand
I'll speak out now saying f*ck you man
Hey teacher why you grilling me
I don't do drugs and I pay my fees
You beat my ass for skipping class
So teacher come here and kiss my ass
I can see the headlines in tomorrow's newspaper
Teacher kills kid in class no charges pressed as he was a smart arse
I can never let my teacher get away with it the nasty bitch is over with
I'll bring her down and smack her tits
Na I can't get physical my momma never let me do
Should I just man up she asking if it me
Should I take one for the team and let it be
What a way to leave the class smart ass now a hero
How they will talk about me from tomorrow
Na I'm not brave but I start to stand up and I don't know what's become of me
My knees are shaking, my lips are trembling
She turns and the class hears my heart beating
I'm starting to sweat and 3 minutes till the end of the lesson
But I still wanna get a word in the little man inside of me is hurting
The whole class looking at me now so I speak out
To the class clowns, I hope I do you proud
Hey teacher listen Fam
It's about to down understand
Keep ignoring me when I raise my hand
I'll speak out now saying f*ck you man
Hey teacher why you grilling me
I don't do drugs and I pay my fees
You beat my ass for skipping class
So teacher come here and kiss my ass