Dig-i-dy, dig-i-dy dig, it begins with a dig
There is talk of a fork, then a hoe, ho, ho
Now it's grandma's kitchen garden
Growing leeks and runner beans
Plus beetroot, beetroot, beetroot, very sweet fruit
What's that? All sorts of greens, greens
All sorts, all sorts of greens
Dig-i-dy, dig-i-dy dig, it begins with a dig
There is talk of a fork, then a hoe, ho, ho
All sorts of greens to eat
I don't think these greens are cool
I will have to eat some greens It's just like
Oh! No! Being at school, school
Just like, being at school
Dig-i-dy, dig-i-dy dig, it begins with a dig
There is talk of a fork, then a hoe, ho, ho
Grandpa can be very lazy
Sometimes he is very weird
He can grow just one thing, a tick-i-ly beard
Oooh! Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, a tick-i-ly beard, beard
He grows a tick-i-ly beard
Dig-i-dy, dig-i-dy dig, it begins with a dig
There is talk of a fork, then a hoe, ho, ho