[ Featuring Action Bronson ]
No, I don't want that
I don't like that (my way)
Been around the world, I'm not impressed
(I'm not impressed)
I've been around the world, I'm not impressed
Three Michelin stars, I'm not impressed
(I'm not impressed)
I hate everything (uh)
I'm the food villain (uh, err)
Alchemist (err)
The food villain (err, err)
(Motherf*cker, err)
Got me a ride or die bitch like Magic Johnson's wife
I wish my parents named me Constantine (yes)
Found out Johnny got left in a dumpster, it wasn't a shock to me
(Not to me)
(It's unbelievable) (Al, you heard what he just said?)
Uh, I never was on a soccer team (never)
One time, I swear (f*ck)
And I ended that quickly (I hate everything)
I ended it quickly
It's the food villain (food villain)
They never let me play
No, I don't want that
Just eat it, just eat it
I tried it (no, you didn't)
It was fire (you did not try it)
Rewind the tape
(You didn't not taste it)
I did
It won't bite you, it's dead
This one
I did, I tried that (you did not)
That was fire right there
It was fire
