"I'm going to brazil
I've taken loads of pills
I can't control my guts
Sao Paulo - you're out of luck
It's time to drink some rum
It's time to say ahoy
It's time to shit my pants
This is the pirate way
HEY HEY HEY!
Let's come to Brazil
And have an epic pirate party
HEY HEY HEY!
Let's come to Brazil
And drink caipirinha every day
HEY HEY HEY!
Let's come to Brazil
And have an epic pirate party
HEY HEY HEY!
Let's come to Brazil
And we'll get drunk on the beach and say OH WOW!
I got lost in Brazil
My phone does not work here
What's the way to the beach?
It's time for pirate party time
Mashed potatoes on hot dogs
Caipirinha in my face
We're gonna drink all night
This is the pirate way
"