Alexis Mai - The Fattest Fairy (In the Kingdom) Lyrics

I'm the fattest fairy in the kingdom
No one wants my pot of gold

I'm the fattest fairy in the kingdom
All my life, that's what I've been told

All the other pretty fairies
Effortlessly skyward-bound

But my sturdy, clunky stompers
Hardly ever off the ground

But I wanna fly
So high
I'd kiss the moon goodnight

I want them to cry
Out in envy
When I fly by

The rainbow would be pretty jealous
If it saw me in my dreams

Yet, the sunlight cuts me deeply
When I waken from my sleep

So I nibble at my feelings
Some more nectar, I don't mind

Unlike all my fairy siblings
Food has never been unkind

If there were a magic potion
I would give my sister's eye

Then, for once, I'd be the prettiest
Her shame would be my victor's price

But I wanna fly
So high
I'd kiss the pond goodbye

I would rather die
Than stay here
For all my life

Boring, lame, old, ugly Myrtle
Far too fat and far too kind

I wonder who they'll next devour
When I'm stepping out of line