Alien Tango - Arthur Conan Doyle Lyrics

Good evening I'm Arthur Conan Doyle
British writer best known for my detective fiction
I had some fault in my car, please let me in
And if you wanna buy a book I have some in the trunk

Born in 1859
According to Wikipedia

Arthur Conan Doyle is in the house
And I came to stay
He's at least two hundred years old
Do you have something to say?
For a million years
Sir Arthur Conan Doyle

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Good evening I'm Arthur Conan Doyle 2
Two times winner for the best adapted motion picture
Send five dollars to 221B Baker Street
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Arthur Conan Doyle is in the house
And I came to stay
He's at least two hundred years old
Do you have something to say?
For a million years
Arthur Conan Doyle is in the house
And I came to stay
He's at least two hundred years old
Do you have something to say?
For a million years
Sir Arthur Conan Doyle