Under the old apple tree, is where she first showed it to me
A little black spot, she called it her twat
Under the old apple tree
Break it down with a Le la le la la
Bish de vite backala
Bad side, good side, dark side, light side
I know she loves it when I rub it on her back side
Sit low, stand low, I love it when she talks low
My motto is always keep it on the down low
Bumpin, jumpin, I know I'll think of somethin
I go crazy when I see her comin
Blinkin, drinkin, now it got me thinkin
The reason she likes me is cause I drive a Lincoln
There are a lot of crazy days out there,
but the craziest of all,
with out a doubt is
Cinco de Mayo!
[Chorus]
Let it come, let it go, it's me you don't know
Say you don't, say you do, I sure as hell know you
Say it low, say it loud, fly as high as a cloud
To the left, to the right, it's a beautiful sight
Drive close, drive far, take a ride in my car
Take it easy, take it fast, that's the cops we just passed
Hit em easy, hit em hard, give a sympathy card
No fear, no doubt, I'm gonna bust you in the mouth
But I'll be gentle, and sentimental
We're f*cking in the rental back seat Lincoln Continental on
Cinco de Mayo!
Chorus
There are a lot of crazy days out there,
but the craziest of all,
with out a doubt is
Cinco de Mayo!