Well I'm not a loser
And I'm not a creep
Depends who you talk to
They might disagree
If I was a loser
I'd make it my goal
To wallow in sadness
And feel miserable
I live by the river
I live in my van
To me this is paradise
I know where I am
Well I'm not a loser
I'm just a king
I've got me a palace
Down by the stream
If I was a loser
If I was a creep
I'd hide in these words of mine
My low self-esteem
I live by the river
I live in my van
To me this is paradise
I know where I am
Nowhere