It's an upside down world
Where the boys can be girls
Pleasure can be pain
Now isn't that strange
Where saying"why, I don't know"
Seems to be the common goal
And the genius on the soapbox is insane
If we all walked on our heads
If the living were all dead
It would be just like I had
Never met you instead
It's an upside down world
Where the truth is absurd
And conspiracy nuts
Turn out to be right
Where the verbs become nouns
Illiterate fools become renowned
And the only path to peace
Is through a fight
If we all could use our brains
If we were a little less vain
It would be just like I had
Never asked you to remain
You would tell me go away
And the fact that I don't stay
Wouldn't be a crying shame
Because you would not be my favorite dame
And I would not try to rhyme
Every word that came to mind
Because I would not write a single song
Without a because to my why
So when you turn this world upright
Just remember you were right
Because that is the only word that every
Wife would like to hear before she turns out the light