Poke the Bear! Poke the Bear! Poke the Bear! Poke the Bear!
Wash your face, brush your teeth, man your breath really stinks
Poke the Bear! Poke the Bear! Poke the Bear! Poke the Bear!
Go get dressed, not that shirt, Don't get drunk and be a jerk
Ha Ha Ha, He He He, Yeah! Now you're having fun!
Ha Ha Ha, He, He, He, Yeah! Man, I think you better run! I said
"Don't Poke the Bear!"
Poke the Bear! Poke the Bear! Poke the Bear! Poke the Bear!
Don't start your act, don't get loud, just blend in with the crowd
Poke the Bear! Poke the Bear! Poke the Bear! Poke the Bear!
You're a little boy, tough guy, no emotions, never cry
Alright! Enough! Of your hissy fit
You've been throwing it all day and I'm sick of it
I counted to ten about 1,000 times
If you say another word? I'm gonna lose my mind!