Here we go again, the same conversations
Scripted pleasantries and social conventions
Yeah, the weather's nice and I just don't care
It's hard to break the ice when I'd rather be elsewhere
Oh no, he's pulling out of a picture of her
It's the second of his seven daughters
And I can't wait to meet the entire flock (not really)
Can't stand this purgatory of meet and greet
Can't really go far when you're stuck on repeat
And that's why I hate small talk
Yes, I've tried the shrimp... what's your name again
I won't remember that, but I don't mean to offend
I'm still in the band - oh you mean my real job
Let's guess, your name is Dick, another certified snob
Sometimes I step aside and pull out my phone
I just need to spend some time on my own
With my thoughts or the coffee shop down the block
Somedays I wish I had a microphone
So I could tell everyone to leave me alone
Because I hate small talk
Yes I know it's what we do (what we do)
It may lead to something nice (something nice)
I'll do it I'll do it I'll do it 'cause I have to (yes you do)
But don't you make me say it twice
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