Aloona Larionova - YouTube Diss Lyrics

Hi YouTube!
I got irrelevant these days so I decided to diss you
What could be worse? My bad English or my weak rhymes?
Well at least it's not as broken as your dumb ass algorithm

Carpet everybody, it's Aloona with the cringe
Turn your volume down or I kill you with my screech (aaaaaaa)
Let me put my smile on your top recommendations
Heard of Soobridit? That's what's called Aloona nation (hey)
They call me Slav Queen and Ukraine is my city
And my life is so sad and I'm not even that pretty (truth)
I got no job (oi!) and I got no life savings (oioi!)
But I got carpet bombs like it's freaking Tsar bomba!

Gotta buy some food (please, don't demonetize me)
Gotta pay my bills (please, don't demonetize me)
Gotta pay my rent (please, don't demonetize me)
Gotta pay my loan, and it's tough to be YouTuber, bitch!

Squatting on haters like Life of Boris
Steal all your content, but can you do this?
I'm out of control, I'm out of ideas
Original content? No one heard of this
Give me your watch time, I give you my soul
Is this what it takes us to get on the throne?
I'll bait all your clicks, thumbnails full of shits
There's nothing to shame. We all be like this
Pewdiepie save us!
Brofist them corporations out of our streets
Content creators won't survive with these beasts
Copystrike system still looking for a fix
And... ain't nothing, but suka lasagna
I love you, but bobs or vegana?
I think it's time to stop with all that YouTube drama?
Your head on the stick if you don't press F
You better respect me and put this on trending or I'll bring more pain and diss you again

Gotta buy some food (please, don't demonetize me)
Gotta pay my bills (please, don't demonetize me)
Gotta pay my rent (please, don't demonetize me)
Gotta pay my loan, and it's tough to be a YouTuber, bitch!

Wait a minute? This isn't Youtube diss, this is Aloona diss!
That's awkward
O bozhe

Please, don't demonetize me
Please, don't demonetize me
Please, don't demonetize me
Please, don't demonetize me

Gotta buy some food, please, don't demonetize me (and it's tough to be a YouTuber, bitch!)
Gotta pay my bills, please, don't demonetize me (and it's tough to be a YouTuber, bitch!)
Gotta pay my rent, please, don't demonetize me (and it's tough to be a YouTuber, bitch!)
Gotta pay my loan, please, don't demonetize me (and it's tough to be a YouTuber... BITCH!)