I wouldn't have believed it either
If I hadn't seen it for myself
I'll tell you that
Vicious little bastards
Out there in the sagebrush
Just waiting, lurking
They wait for you to walk up
And they bite your goddamn ankles
Their teeth
Are as sharp as razors
And with them legs
The little cocksuckers can move
Snakes
Legs
You know if you ask me
I saw we should all take our goddam shovels
Head out to the desert
And beat every last one of them
Like step children
Lay em out
And separate the bodies from the heads
Snakes
Legs
Snakes with legs