Alternate Ending - No One Wants To Know Lyrics

I woke up this morning to another warning
About it all
I hit the snooze alarm and it worked like a charm
I woke up next fall
It's still buzzing in my head
Although the blanket's pulled up and I'm deep in bed
I really hope it isn't so
Because no one wants to know
I had a sinking feeling so I elevated
Just to balance out
What the TV said with what my battered brain
Had just figured out
It may already be too late
And in case it is I'll just sit here and wait
For the ending of this show
Because no one wants to know
Now, I heard somebody once did something
To try to turn it around
And I liked it so much that the mouse fell right off of my lap
And it broke on the ground
But when I posted a link that made people think
They unfriended me
So I went back on line
But I just spent my time streaming old TV
And though the world may call it quits
I'll know I sacrificed, I'll know I did my bit
But in the end it had to go
Because no-one wants to know
Yes, in the end it had to go
Because no one wants to
No one wants to
No one wants to know