The Alternative Facts - Reefer Madness Lyrics

There's an epidemic sweeping far across this land
Little Jeffrey Beauregard's got matters well in hand
He doesn't care about opioids, he's got bigger fish to fry
He wants to keep those left-wing freaks from ever getting high

Reefer Madness...
No need to fear the weed
Reefer Madness...
The prisoners shall be freed

Little Jeffrey Beauregard is mad and had enough
He think that pot's a gateway to the hot and heavy stuff
He's got an explanation for the country's moral rot
He pins it on the blacks and gays but mainly it's the pot

Reefer Madness
America gets by
Reefer Madness
The people still get high

Little Jeffrey fights his war
Without a reason worth fighting for
He's terrified of the great unknown
Thinks everybody must get stoned
He knows the world has passed him by
He's more an Antebellum guy
These modern days just drive him mad
He'd rather be in Gilead!

Little Jeffrey came with the endorsement of the Klan
Little Jeffrey's truly an embarrassment to man
Little Jeffrey's always been a nasty racist guy
If there were justice in this world
We'd get to hang him high

Reefer Madness
He rides the crazy train
Reefer Madness
Afraid of Mary Jane

Reefer Madness
His policy's a joke
Reefer Madness
It's going up in smoke

None are so blind that will not see
That weed is not the enemy
The simple truth is plain to see
The weed is not the enemy
Mary Jane will set you free
The weed is not the enemy