The Alternative Facts - Show Me the Money Lyrics

The Trump brand name
My claim to fame
'Cause you saw me
On your TV

The GOP
Afraid of me
It's them I thank
For my brand new bank

Conflict of interest
I couldn't care less
And take a wild guess
Who'll clean up my mess

The Sturm und Drang
My foolproof plan
First Syria
And next Pyongyang

You poor sad fools
I make the rules
The cash rolls in
I always win

I'm acting presidential
You're acting deferential
Yesterday the press was out to denigrate me
Today they're lining up so they can all fellate me

The lefty losers hate me
Because I'm winning bigly
Greatest man in history
I'm gonna bring you World War Three...