The Alternative Facts - The Flim Flam Man Lyrics

The Flim Flam Man had blue blue eyes
He had the media hypnotized
In the gym, looking buff
Sitting pretty and talking tough

The Flim Flam Man has quite a plan
The common folk don't understand
It's gonna help the wealthy man
The guy who prays to Saint Ayn Rand
He's gonna cut the safety net
But hang on folks he ain't done yet
The 1% is feeling blue
He's gonna cut their taxes too

Trickle down (drip drip)

Hey there folks, can you feel it yet?
We're all getting mighty wet
Wealth is falling on your head
It smells a lot like piss instead

The GOP hates the ACA
They just can't make it go away
For seven years they tried and tried
And now their brilliant plan has died

So what's next for the Flim Flam Man?
He's dreaming up another scam
He's gonna say it's heaven-sent
A nod and a wink to the 1%

Trickle down...