Always Grounded - Something About Me Just Seems Off Lyrics

Stepped in dog shit again this morning
Every day starts off like this
Another sad song here's a warning
Here comes another swing and a miss
I was never any good at baseball
But life seems to like to pitch
So I stand with this bat ready
Hoping to park that son of a bitch
If I wake up one more day
To a job I really hate
I may end up dying
Or damaging my mental state
Why do sad songs make me happy
When happy songs make me feel sad
Is it because I'm feeling crappy
Or is it cause I'm just so mad
Why do sad songs make me happy
When happy songs make me feel sad
Is it because I'm feeling crappy
Or is it cause I'm f*cking mad
I've always been a fan of theme parks
Mother nature must've caught a glimpse
Has me ride this coaster til dark
But I ain't even gonna wince
If life is gonna try and f*ck me
Let me at least get my free lunch first
Things are starting to get ugly
Pray I don't end up in a hearse
I'm nowhere close to happy
And I can't pretend to be
Each day that I spend kicking
Gets a little harder for me
Why do sad songs make me happy
When happy songs make me feel sad
Is it because I'm feeling crappy
Or is it cause I'm just so mad
Why do sad songs make me happy
When happy songs make me feel sad
Is it because I'm feeling crappy
Or is it cause I'm f*cking mad