Alf
Just call him Shumway
He's from Melmac
Great Uncle Farnswad
Invented a chinchilla
To wear as a hat
Until it tried to kill ya
Parrot under your arm
Mary Lee Bender
Named after a shrub
Probably a waiter
Don't misfile a book
By E.M. Fistbanger
Alf's Ant Becky
Got fired see ya later
The Equinox Weenies
Gonna win the game
Bart The Swollen Egg Lob
Going the Hall of Fame
Rest in Peace Max Wright
We know you had it bad
But we really loved you
As Alf's Dad