I met a drunk named Drifter at the CVS
He asked me if I had a boyfriend and I said yes
He said that's all right baby I don't care
Me and you can have thirty minute dirty affair
We just slip out the back through the employees only
A little dumpster diving never left me lonely
What do you say to a proposal like that
I say, "Hell no, Drifter I'm too classy for that"
Cause I'm Asstastic
Can't walk past it
Bootie go to bouncing
Make the boys go spastic
Asstastic
Dance floornastics
Bootie go to bouncing
Make the boys go spastic
And when I go down town I wanna shake it alone
I don't need some drunken joker trying to take a me home
Cause I got friends, I got a man waiting on me
He's a sure fire mother looker something to see
I get my dance on when I go out on the town
I got my ladies all around me and we're burning it down
We're gonna dance all night we gonna set it straight
But you can't up & eat it cause it ain't on the plate
And when I walk a though the door I'm gonna jingle my keys
Because my man is up a waiting holding something for me
He got man skills give me chills up a my back
He gonna turn my ass around and give my booty a slap
Cause I'm Asstastic
Can't walk past it
Bootie go to bouncing
Make my boy go spastic
Asstastic
Bedroomnastic
Bootie go to bouncing
Make my man go spastic