There's no better weapon than an old guitar
Well don't ya think I'm being mean
But there's no better revenge that I've ever seen
It's a mighty powerful form of persuasion
It fits right into this situation
Don't need a pistol, he won't get far
There's no better weapon than an old guitar
Well I'm up on stage, looky who walks in
It's Mr. Never Gonna Call You Again
He thought he got the last laugh on me
But I'm gonna slay him in the key of G
Don't need a razor, he won't get far
There's no better weapon than an old guitar
He can split like lightening with the morning sun
It won't save him when his reckoning comes
I got a secret, and soon he'll know
He can't outrun the radio
Don't need a shot gun, he won't get far
There's no better weapon than an old guitar