We were floundering in the War of 1812
When John Captain Perry delivered the winning motto
Don't give up the ship
Using his experience in paintball guns
To give retailers a lift
Gets the heart rate and adrenaline up
In tough times keep marketing
Don't give up the ship
I'll be your daddy
I'll be a rover
I'll feast at your table
I'll sleep in your clover
Don't give up the ship
Is designed for the beginner
But there's also a tactics and strategy option
For the advanced player
I'm being shipped out next week
I can hardly wait
I'm on pins and needles
I'll happily claim that he soars as he explores a tenor range
You never knew
Seems like everyone else
I suppose really loves to do both of those things