Off the Wall, last year was off the wall
Chasing the fairest mirror of them all
I ate the apple, but then just ate
I was down low, and you felt great
Never saw it coming, I was on the ledge
I couldn't step back due to the wedge
Who put it there, who did, you did
A scare did, your lie did
I refused your words, the stab in the back
I was the quiet, the silent, shunning attack
Not even wink, I didn't look you in the eye
I learned that from Johnny, even wore his tie
You wanted all your lies to be heard
But you were the Amber
And the judge said not today pal
And laid down the hammer
You drove 4 hours, but should have stayed in your car
You got no diploma, I got the baby bar
Chuckles came out your mouth
As you mocked victims right to sue
But the truth came out and
You're not laughing now, are you
They all saw it, your sad little life
Pesky and messy, a bitter housewife
Nothing better to do than be judgmental and racist
Hiding behind your Bible and child replacements
Yes, I mean the 4 dogs. One for each kid that crossed the tape
They laid rubber in the driveway and made the great escape
Your enemies saw the light too and had to run
Flying down gas lit Highway 81
You screwed them all over, don't forget the ditch
You're exactly what rhymes with that stitch
You're bored and miserable, so create chaos
The power trip backfired and you lost
Your punishment is that farm, you're the cracker that's stale
You married for money and now you're stuck in his jail
But I am free, successful to do whatever I want
And that's the real reason you hate me
Because you can't and that haunts
It's not off the wall anymore
The mirror hangs steady and stable
The moral of the story is that truth turns the tables
It's not off the wall anymore
The mirror hangs steady and stable
The moral of the story is that truth turns the tables