Christmas Eve
It was a bad day to be Steve
He gone n' took our Christmas away
We were Christmas dreamers, then he broke his femur
Deck the halls
Broken leg and all
He gone n' took our Christmas away
What was he thinking, going roller skatin'
Christmas Day
All our joy has gone away
But Steve started dancing, Oxycontin candy
Christmas Eve
It was a bad day to be Steve
He's gonna take our Christmas away
But if he shares his prescription, it'll be a Merry frickin' Christmas
Christmas Eve
It was a bad day to be Steve
He gone n' took our Christmas away
We were Christmas dreamers, then he broke his femur