[Written by: Seth Putnam]
Going on dates is f*cking lame
I couldn't be bothered to remember your name
Just want to get f*cked and some more of the same
I don't got time for these f*cking games
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Cause all I give a f*ck about is sex
All I give a f*ck about is f*cking sex
I said, all I give a f*ck about is sex
All I give a f*ck about is f*cking sex
I'm not gonna spend a f*cking cent on you
You're just another stupid c*nt for me to screw
Once you're used up I'll f*ck someone new
They'll always be some f*cking useless c*nt to do
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On my tour bus or when I'm backstage
There's a never-ending line of c*nts that want to get laid
Every bitch is blonde, dumb, and underage
Gonna give each one herpes, hep, and hopefully A.I.D.S.
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