You've got no f*cking money and your girlfriend is ugly
So I stole your drugs [x2]
Your van's a piece of shit with a Dead sticker on it
So I stole your drugs [x2]
First I stole your nitrous
Then I stole your acid
Then I stole your mushrooms
Then I kicked your ass
Then I stole your pot
Then I stole your beer
Then I stole your tickets
And sold them for crack
[Repeat everything]