[Written by: Seth Putnam & Josh Martin]
I saw this stupid c*nt in the front of the stage
I got hard because she was underage
I had a dumb roadie give her a backstage pass
I had her deep throat me while I watch Tango & Cash
[Pre chorus:]
Road pussy, road pussy, road pussy [x2]
[Chorus:]
Hot girls on the road, hot girls on the road, hot girls on the road
Hot girls on the road, hot girls on the road, hot girls on the road
Hot girls on the road...on the f*cking road!
Hot girls on our tour bus
Hot girls are all blowing us
Hot girls bring us smack
Hot girls bring us crack
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Hot girls do whatever we say
Hot girls all want to get laid
Hot girls give us all their cash
Hot girls love it in the ass
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[Backing Vocals Performed by: Ken Cmar, Seth, Tim, and Josh]