Your wife was so f*cking bored with you
I was in Boston for a court date and she f*cked me
I threw an ashtray through a Chinese restaurant's window
I met her at an Upsidedown Cross show
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I f*cked your wife
I f*cked your wife I bent her over
I f*cked your wife
I f*cked your wife your marriage is over
Larry Lifeless was buying her drinks
I told her how I used to be a crack head
Next thing I knew, she was jerking me off
You're jealous because your band went nowhere
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