You couldn't pick up a guy at the gay bar
Male prostitutes wouldn't take your money
You jerked off 8 times and ran out of your own
So you broke into a sperm bank, you cum guzzling fag
[Chorus 1:]
You're f*cking gay, you're f*cking gay
I only wrote this song to piss people off who are gay
[x2]
When you broke in, Rod Stewart had already beaten you there
Luckily you were both good friends
You both sat around and drank 10 gallons of sperm
While listening to Los Crudos and watching Marilyn Manson videos
[Chorus 2:]
You're f*cking gay, you're f*cking gay
If you don't like these lyrics, don't buy our records you fag
[x2]