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Eric Clapton sucks, Eric Clapton sucks
Eric Clapton's gay, and he's f*cking gay
Your father is the 4th worst singer
After Springsteen, Seger, and Petty
You were sick of his gay f*cking songs
So you jumped out a really high up window
Your father sucks so f*cking bad
You knew you'd get beaten up at school
You were sick of hearing You Look Wonderful Tonight
So you jumped out a really high up window
I almost wish you didn't die
Because I hate the song Tears In Heaven
I was glad you died until I heard that song
And Kevin Sharp is gay