Go boldly
Back where you came from
Is there life after
Is there even life during
The bar is too high
Why even try
Found a tunnel under my cell
Get me out of here
Take me straight to hell
State your first name
And the worst thing you've ever done
No one told me about this when I signed up
Thought it was gonna be a one-on-one
In this room full of nuns
Supposedly fun
Wrestled for hours and nobody won
Endless combinations of scenarios
Coming out through the stereo
Defenseless against the dark arts
Riding shotgun in a shopping cart
Ready to be torn apart
Lake of fire that never goes out
Jokes on them
I don't mind the heat
Hope no one finds out
The promised land was never found
Makes perfect sense
We look down and never around
Jack of all trades
Master of none
Prone to distraction
So never got good at anything
But every night he sings to his lover
And she doesn't mind the way he sounds
She feels better when he's around
Endless combinations of scenarios
Coming out through the stereo
Defenseless