He's a happy clappy christian
With a happy, clappy wife
And happy, clappy children
With a happy clappy life
He goes to church on Sundays
The rest of the week he's a dick
He's a happy, clappy christian
And he's a real f*ckwit
How Good is this
How good is that
How good is shit
How good is crap
How good is it
Taking a crap
When you've eaten 10 pies
And you feel f*cken fat
How good are my hats
How good are my slogans.
Should i get tatts
Or talk like Paul Hogan
Rhetorical questions are a sad cliche
Especially when they can't be proved
And are all about things so passe
Your rhetoric leaves me so unmoved
He's a happy clappy christian
With a happy, clappy wife
And happy, clappy children
With a happy clappy life
He goes to church on Sundays
The rest of the week he's a dick
He's a happy, clappy christian
And he's a real f*ckwit
How Good is this
How good is that
How good is shit
How good is crap