[ Featuring Rory OMalley, Josh Gad, Various, Benjamin Schrader, Scott Barnhardt, Justin Bohon, Kevin Duda, Brian Sears, Jason Michael Snow, Lewis Cleale ]
Hello
My name is Elder Price
And I would like to share with you the most amazing book
Hello
My name is Elder Grant
It's a book about America, a long, long time ago
It has so many awesome parts
You simply won't believe how much this book can change your life
Hello
My name is Elder Green
I would like to share with you this book of Jesus Christ
Hello, my name is Elder Young
Hello
Did you know that Jesus lived here in the USA?
You can read all about it now
Hello
In this nifty book, it's free no, you don't have to pay
Hello
Hello, my name is Elder Smith
And can I leave this book with you for you to just peruse?
Hello
Hello
Hello
I'll just leave it here
It has a lot of information you can really use
Hello
Hi
My name is
Jesus Christ
You have a lovely home
Hello
It's an amazing book
Bonjour
Hola
Ni Hao
Me llamo Elder White
Are these your kids?
This book gives you the secret to eternal life
Sound good?
Eternal life
With Jesus Christ
Is super fun
Hello
Ding dong
And if you let us in we'll show you how it can be done
No thanks?
You sure?
Oh, well
That's fine
Goodbye
Have fun in hell
Hey now
You simply won't believe how much this book will change your life
This book will change your life
This book will change your life
This book will change your life
This book will change your life
Hello, would you like to change religions?
I have a free book written by Jesus
No, no, Elder Cunningham
That's not how we do it
You're making things up again
Just stick to the approved dialogue
Elders, show him
Hello
Hello
My name is
Elder Cunningham!
And we would like to share with you this book of Jesus Christ
Hello
Hello
Ding dong
Heigh ho
Just take this book
It's free
For you
For me
You see?
You simply won't believe how much
This book will change your life (hello)
This book will change your life (hello)
So you won't burn in
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You're gonna die someday
But if you read this book you'll see that there's another way
Spend eternity
With friends and family
We can fully guarantee you that
This book will change your life
This book will change your life
This book will change your life
This book will change your life
The Book of Mormon (Mormon)
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